April 17, 2008A Pretty Good Joke
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A guy walked into a pool hall with a monkey. The monkey immediatly jumped up on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball. The pool hall owner said, "Look what your monkey has done, now no one can play pool. Get him out of here." Two weeks later the guy comes in with the monkey again. There were snacks set up on the counter. The monkey jumped up on the counter grabbed a big green olive, pushed it in and out where the sun don't shine, and then he ate it. This upset the pool hall owner and he said, "Now look what your monkey has done. Why did he do that ?" The guy said, "Ever since he ate that cue ball, before he eats anything, he measures it." ~ Dallas Ziegler, North Baltimore, Ohio P.S. You can blame my husband for sharing this with me.
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