Posts Tagged "Joke" by Millieann282000
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A Pretty Good Joke
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1 yr 8 mos ago
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A guy walked into a pool hall with a monkey. The monkey immediatly jumped up on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball. The pool hall owner said, "Look what your monkey has done, now no one can play pool. Get him out of here." Two weeks later the guy comes in with the monkey again. There were snacks set up on the counter. The monkey jumped up on the counter grabbed a big green olive, pushed it in and out where the sun don't shine, and then he ate it. This upset the pool hall owner and he said, "Now look what your monkey has done. Why did he do that ?" The guy said, "Ever since he ate that cue ball, before he eats anything, he measures it." |
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OMG! JEFFREE STAR LEFT A NOTE ON MY PAGE!
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1 yr 10 mos ago
Well, it seems as though he/she removed the note from my page. But not before I can screencap it. Why bother? You just burned yourself, especially after the note you left on Mark's page. What the heck? Damn, girl. We just wanted equality up in this motherf**ker. No need to be so harsh.
Kisses! ~ Millie |
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So this is what Buzznet supports. I thought we weren't allowed to call people whores here. Well, I'm sure they make exceptions for Jeffree Star. Great. How incredibly sad.
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1 yr 10 mos ago
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I am the cream in your coffee . . .
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1 yr 11 mos ago
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For all of you having a bad day, this one's for you!
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1 yr 11 mos ago
This little animal really exists! It's called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa ..
![]() So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself, Remember: |
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Skeleton Bone-r
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2 yrs ago
Buahahahaha!!!!
Please don't flag this as inappropriate. It's very funny! |
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Seth Green does Chris Crocker
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2 yrs 3 mos ago
Seth Green thinks you need to leave Chris Crocker ALONE!
Btw, this is some really funny shit! |
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Vader Plays The Blues
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2 yrs 3 mos ago
Watch as Darth Vader busts into a blues jam right in the middle of a dramatic scene.
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